lipstickandpantyhose
This is why your mom is so bitter and no fun. Because before you came along, she was hanging out in her bathrobe eating lobster with her bare hands.

This is why your mom is so bitter and no fun. Because before you came along, she was hanging out in her bathrobe eating lobster with her bare hands.

All the magazines are showing this trend of longish blazers for fall, but none of them are able to come out and say, “GET A LONG FUCKING JACKET!” That is because many of us are terrified of the long jacket.
snlforserious:

Pryor agreed to host SNL on the condition that his ex-wife Shelley Pryor could also perform on the show.  She recited a strange poem about interracial love and showed off her exceptional nails.

All the magazines are showing this trend of longish blazers for fall, but none of them are able to come out and say, “GET A LONG FUCKING JACKET!” That is because many of us are terrified of the long jacket.

snlforserious:

Pryor agreed to host SNL on the condition that his ex-wife Shelley Pryor could also perform on the show.  She recited a strange poem about interracial love and showed off her exceptional nails.

We’re also into this outfit. AS MODERN TODAY!
salvationpretty:

(via theg33k, yuriyonson)
Minimized I thought this was a pic of Bettie Page.  Shannon Doherty is a timeless beauty and she knows it.

We’re also into this outfit. AS MODERN TODAY!

salvationpretty:

(via theg33k, yuriyonson)

Minimized I thought this was a pic of Bettie Page.  Shannon Doherty is a timeless beauty and she knows it.

Fresh Step? Are you serious? I like the cartoon cat on the box, but the stuff is seriously disgusting.
summerofmegadeth:

seriouslyhowgoodarethemisfits:

via @superchunkband: “One of the best things i’ve ever seen. RT @AskChaki Danzig in a Danzig shirt buying cat supplies #danzig http://imgur.com/xQT8x.jpg”

Fresh Step? Are you serious? I like the cartoon cat on the box, but the stuff is seriously disgusting.

summerofmegadeth:

seriouslyhowgoodarethemisfits:

via @superchunkband: “One of the best things i’ve ever seen. RT @AskChaki Danzig in a Danzig shirt buying cat supplies #danzig http://imgur.com/xQT8x.jpg

YOU WIN!

YOU WIN!

meltzer:

“Every Social Network I’ve Ever Joined.”

So enjoyable, though I blame this for dredging up the memory of finding out I was broken up with via Friendster relationship status. 2003, you were a harsh year.

Oh, social networks! You are the county record and newspaper rolled into one!

customerserviceee:

1/3 of the way home.

customerserviceee:

1/3 of the way home.

autostraddle:

We have updated Autostraddle.com’s Taylor Swift Infographic
anarchivist:

disorganization:

the Spanish Prime Minister’s daughters totally look like girls after my own heart


I just hope that they’re super sweet to their Abuela, who is no doubt horrified (and hopefully in a stereotypical for a reason hilarious Castillian Abuela fashion) because you can tell that Mom is too wrapped up in the Marni haul she got for the occasion to care, and that Dad, well, just doesn’t care. I also hope this leads to some intense mentorship from the Mulleavy sisters.

anarchivist:

disorganization:

the Spanish Prime Minister’s daughters totally look like girls after my own heart

I just hope that they’re super sweet to their Abuela, who is no doubt horrified (and hopefully in a stereotypical for a reason hilarious Castillian Abuela fashion) because you can tell that Mom is too wrapped up in the Marni haul she got for the occasion to care, and that Dad, well, just doesn’t care. I also hope this leads to some intense mentorship from the Mulleavy sisters.

salvationpretty:

1948 was the year of the kitty supermodel, and what a rad year that was.

I love this Feline beauty standard!

salvationpretty:

1948 was the year of the kitty supermodel, and what a rad year that was.

I love this Feline beauty standard!